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#Top 10 Photos of the Week Todays couch potatoes have a way of turning every disaster into a spectator sport I saw the movie, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and I was surprised because I didnt see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: theyre crouching and hidden.####-Steve martin. Without having watched the first movie, Hollywood execs launch into the filming of Social network 2...Hand to hand combat...Polar Snuggie...When staging a protest, nothing throws off the opposition quite like taping bread to your head...Hey honey, whats for dinner?#.#After piling the snow over 100#high, Barry realized he couldnt find his car...Nothing says gross supermarket#quite like kiwi fruit with hairy backs...Wow! Cool beer and cool chicks! This store has it all...In the immortal words of Buzz Lightyear, To infinity#and beyond#..#The beauty of the impossible is only as momentary as the depth of your understanding...Some things are hardwired just genetically into the male brain...Beware of the bark side of the force...Predicament. Sure, if youre a cow, its not part of your vocabulary. But maybe it should be...The whole amusement park industry was built around innocent mistakes gone awry...Introducing the snowdecahedron, the only real accomplishment ever to come out of Baylor University...If youre thinking about joining a soccer league, its best to avoid the one with the Soccer Cocks. They tend to play dirty and if they lose, they get their heads cut off...Her dream of joining a rock band as a tuba player only seemed to work as a solo act at comedy clubs...Shaking hands with some people is like giving them a license to eat you alive...At some point they think they know it all, but at this age theyre sooooo cute...Home sweet home. Wait, why is there a tree in the living room?#.#In some cultures teamwork is important. In the U s. it puts you into an entirely different tax code...The Obama administrations plan to convert all gas-guzzling stoves to electric...Come on hare! You big-eared dumb-ass fuzz-ball! Lets race!..Fitting name...When you combine social networking with foosball#..#Not exactly how Nike had intended it!..Just checking! Previous Top 10 Photos Next Top 10 Photos...Share Thissubscribedel. icio. usfacebookredditstumbleupontechnorati s


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