#Are prepared You For Carbonated Yogurt? Pop, pop, fizz, fizz, carbonated dairy drink! Carbonated yogurt? Thats the kind of crap youd expect astronauts to eat as a last resort when supplies are low and a Donner Party mentality is starting to creep in. When General mills introduced this heinous product, they couldnt even bring themselves to call it yogurt. Instead, it was called Go-Gurt Fizzix, which, we presume, roughly approximates the sounds your stomach makes in the moments after consuming the stuff and just prior to hanging a food rope in your toilet. Fizzix infused yogurt with a carbonated fizz was marketed to oeon the go kids. Listen parents, if your kids are so oeon the go that their calcium needs can only be fulfilled by a pouch of yogurt with soda bubbles in it, theyre probably selling meth. Sit them down with a Yoplait and a law enforcement official, and straighten that shit out. But, by all accounts, the kids love the stuff and, surprisingly, the carbonated yogurt contains roughly the same nutritional benefits as the old boring plastic container stuff. We believe this is the latest in the long line of cultural abominations meant to make everyone over 15 feel old. LINK Share Thissubscribedel. icio. usfacebookredditstumbleupontechnorati h
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