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#Top 10 Photos of the Week Few people realize the Smurf s cartoon series was based on an actual race of tiny blue people living in Cleveland I m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That s deep enough. What do you want an adorable pancreas?##-Jean Kerr. Ironically she was knitting a sweater for the sheep with its own wool...Most clowns create humor to compensate for the tragedy of their own existence. The more screwed up their own life, the funnier they are. This one makes me laugh even in my sleep...Thanksgiving Cat is grouchy#.#but still thankful...If Superman decided to play soccer rather than do comic books, we d never know about Kryptonite...Even after moving into the limelight as a highly paid jewelry model, Earl couldn t escape the fact that he was still a pig...The people who make globes know exactly where the north pole is...Adding zoo animals to your next game of street ball will definitely spice it up...Sign of exhaustion or act of total defiance? You decide!..Oh hi! Isn t it your turn to go get the Starbucks?#.#Copy cat...We ve all been taught that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. But the use of a big-wheeled unicycle does add character...Nothing say the fall season is here#quite like a frisky Bulldog running through a pumpkin patch...After the President s latest bill failed to get passed by congress, he decided to use a different kind of persuasion...Clearly the animal rights activists have been more successful than the human rights activists...Even in space, its hard to get away from it all...As everyone knows, before pigs can fly, they first need to learn how to climb trees...Two women working their way through their first lesson in cold shoulder training#..#Most women are experts at knowing how to activate the monkey-part of the male brain. They even use live monkeys to do their research...If this truly improves her looks, perhaps she should consider wearing a mask#an extra thick mask to keep the ugliness from seeping through...As a way to promote coconuts as a fun food, the Coconut Grower s Association decided to add a little surprise in every coconut, kind of like Cracker Jacks...Growing up as a fat kid, he decided to make his morning workouts more about survival than simply fitness...Little known fact: Sheep have very little respect for you unless you are the Sheep God. Even then, you re only in a distant fourth place after food, moments of stunned silence, and more food...24 Hour Fitness has been experimenting with more organic workouts...If this photo looks like a home for little people, you ve been eating the wrong kind of mushrooms...If humans had noses this big and colorful, cosmetic surgeons would start working on kids at age two...When the Tomato Wars come to your town, the best people to have on your side are the ones who don t mind getting a little dirty...After Yellow cab implemented their no pets#policy, some people were forced to get rather creative...Whenever I see floating whales, I instantly turn around to see where the X-men are standing...Sometimes you just can t stop looking at the thing you most want to un-see#..#Once again they spent all afternoon trying to get a peek into Paris hilton s window...Share Thissubscribedel. icio. usfacebookredditstumbleupontechnorati b

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